Joke of the Day - woman who plays cards
A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30.
One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
“Dammit woman!” he exclaimed. “Did you lose everything?”
Add comment August 21st, 2006
