Joke of the Day - Yo mama is so ugly…
Yo mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application
Yo mama so ugly she look like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself.
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mom
Yo mama so ugly that when she stcks her head out of the car window the police say “No dogs allowed to drive!”
Yo mama so ugly I’ve seen better face on a can of dog food
Yo mama so ugly I flushed the toilet and she said “You just flushed my picture”
Yo mama so ugly she asked me what my sign was I said “stop”
Yo mama so ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out
Yo mama so ugly she makes her picture every time she goes to the bathroom
Yo mama so ugly when she takes a shower it’s like “Gorillas in the Mist”
Yo mama so ugly ugly when she put her ear to her bowl of rice crispies to hear snap, crackle, pop, all she could hear was “lets get the hell out of here”
Yo mama so ugly when she goes camping the bears light a fire to keep HER away!
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Add comment November 8th, 2007
