Joke of the Day - No, officer
A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman.
“Sir,” says the cop. “You were going 60 in a 50 miles per hr speed zone.”
“No, I wasn’t.”
“Yes, you were,” says the wife.
“Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily.
“And you weren’t wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop.
“Yes I was.”
“No, you weren’t,” says the wife.
“SHUT UP!” says the man, really angry.
“Ma’am,” asks the cop, “is he always this rude and violent?”
“Only when he’s DRUNK.”
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Add comment September 3rd, 2008
