Joke of the Day - Corporate Lesson

September 15th, 2008

A minister was driving along and saw a woman on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The minister had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The woman looked at him and immediately said, “Reverend, remember Psalm 129?”

The minister was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while hanging gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The woman once again said, “Reverend, remember Psalm 129?”

Once again the minister apologized. “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at her stopping point, the woman got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the minister rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.

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