Joke of the Day - Billy Connolly goes on vacation
June 26th, 2009
Billy Connolly desides to take a vacation. So he flies off to Canada for six weeks of hunting and camping.
The guide tells Billy they have hire all the equipement for the duration, Billy says (with his heavy scottish accent) “Oh eye that’s fantastic jimmy”. The guide also explains that they’ll be hunting moose, and bear, and fishing for salmon and they’ll be walking for eight hours before setting up camp. After eight hours of walking they set up camp, and settle down by the camp fire with a hot mug of coffee.
After about 5 minutes this huge moose comes barging through the camp and completely trashes it, while Billy and the guide dive for cover behind a bush and a boulder. Billy pops his head from behind the boulder and shouts (scottish accent) “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?” The guide shouts back “THAT WAS A MOOSE!!!” Billy shouts back “IF THAT’S MOUSE, HOW BIG ARE THE FUCKING CATS AROUND HERE?
“““““
Get some Diabetic Supplements at Diabetic-Products.biz!
Entry Filed under: Joke of the Day
Leave a Comment
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Trackback this post | Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed