Joke of the Day - brunette jokes
February 27th, 2010
Q. What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A. “Has the blonde left yet? ”
Q. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
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