http://jokesblogger.com Joke of the Day Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:21:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. “If you do not mind me saying,” said the second, “that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?” “I can not”, ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/09/07/joke-of-the-day-the-cork/ Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/09/06/joke-of-the-day-mighty-mouse/ A man went into a bar. The bartender said to the guy, "What can I get you?" "Make it a whisky," said the man who promptly throws it down in one gulp. "That will be three dollars," said the bartender. "Says you!" said the man. "You offered to get me ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/09/05/joke-of-the-day-mistaken-identity/ A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer won't let him in the guy asks, "'Why not?" "Because you're not wearing a tie," says the bouncer. "But I have come all the way from the other end of town," says the guy. "Sorry mate, that's the rules," says ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/09/04/joke-of-the-day-proper-attire/ A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. "Sir," says the cop. "You were going 60 in a 50 miles per hr speed zone." "No, I wasn't." "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!" says the man, angrily. "And you weren't wearing ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/09/03/joke-of-the-day-no-officer/ A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/09/02/joke-of-the-day-who-wants-to-go-to-heaven/ A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over. When he asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to do a show that night for a birthday party and didn't want to be late. The Officer ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/09/01/joke-of-the-day-the-highway-patrolman-and-the-juggler/ Three guys are drinking at the local bar. The first one brags, "I married me a good woman from North Dakota.I told her that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking and laundry. The first day we was married, she did the cleaning. The second day we was married, she was ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/08/31/joke-of-the-day-where-do-you-get-a-good-wife/ A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One penny!" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/08/30/joke-of-the-day-what-a-good-deal/ A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three in the bullseye and win a prize.. Only a dollar for three darts. The drunk agrees and throws the first ... http://jokesblogger.com/2008/08/29/joke-of-the-day-the-drunks-prize/