A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: “Make me one with everything.”

After a brief chuckle, the vendor makes the hot dog and gives it to the monk, saying “That will be $4 please”.

After the monk hands over a $10 bill, he finds himself waiting uncomfortably while the vendor does nothing except stare back at him.

Awkwardly the monk asks “What about my change?” “Ah,” replies the hot dog vendor, “Change must come from within.”

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A cop is driving out on patrol one night. When he sees a car whipping past at high speeds. He turns on his lights and sirens and pulls them over. He gets out and sees this little old lady in the driver’s side, she rolls down her window and says “Is there a problem officer?”

The policeman says, “Ma’am are you aware you were going almost 25 miles per hour over the speed limit?”
“Oh, everything is fine officer, I didn’t think I was going THAT fast, I mean I guess was going just a little over the speed limit, but I didn’t think it was that much.”

The officer replies, “Ma’am the speed limit is 45 you were almost going 70.”

The woman laughs “45? Oh! That does make sense. You know I thought it was weird, having a speed limit of 67!”

The officer exclaims “67! Ma’am that’s the route number! Not the Speed Limit!” He shakes his head chuckling. Then notices an old man in the passenger’s seat, white as a sheet and gripping onto the center console and door strap for dear life. “Sir?” He asks concernedly, “Are you all right?”
Slowly, the old man turns to him with the fear of God in his eyes and shakes his head. “We just turned off from route 128.”

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off
He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.
‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied,
Still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park;
The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,
The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a Mc Donald’s
Where he ordered her a Happy Meal
With extra fries and a chocolate shake..
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,
A huge Cola, and her favourite sweets……M&M’s..
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband
And collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile
And lovingly asked,

‘Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’
Her eyes slowly opened
And her expression suddenly changed.
‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’

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A married couple is having dinner…

Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again?
Husband: honestly hon, I don’t know

Wife: If you did re-marry, would you two live in the same house as we do?
Husband: yeah, I love this house. I don’t see any reason to go through the trouble of moving out

Wife: would you two sleep in the same bed as us?
Husband: I think so. We have a really comfortable bed, I don’t see a reason to get a new one

Wife: would you two eat off the same dishes as us?
Husband: yeah, I love these dishes. They’re beautiful and easy to clean, I don’t need a new set of dishes.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes?
Husband: Now that’s just silly, of course not. She’s much too thin to wear any of them.

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