A Blondes Year in Review:
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels……Helllloooo!!!……bottles wont fit in printer !!!
March – Got really excited……finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months……box said 2-4 years!
April – Trapped on escalator for hours …… power went out!!!
May – Tried to make Kool-Aid……wrong instructions….. 8 cups of water wont fit into those little packets!
June – Tried to go water skiing……couldnt find a lake with a slope.
July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…… learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…… car swamped because soft-top was open.
September – The capital of California is C……isnt it???
October – Hate M & Ms……they are so hard to peel.
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days …. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December – Couldnt call 911 …… duh…… theres no eleven button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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