An Irishman was coming out of a pub one night after a few Guinesses. When he walked out the door, he was accosted by a masked gunman who said “Are you a Catholic or are you Protestant? The Irishman didn’t know how to answer, because the thought to himself “If I say Catholic, I could get killed, and if I say I’m Protestant, I could get killed.” So, quickly he answered “I’m Jewish.” The gunman replied “Well aren’t I the luckiest Arab in Ireland!!!”
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