An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – Doctor, I dont know what the problem is, but Ive been farting all the time. Its not really a problem socially because they dont make any noise and dont smell. I just cant stop farting all the time. In fact, since Ive been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times.
No kidding…. says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says Ive got just the stuff. and gives her some pills. Here take these for 10 days, then return for a followup appointment.
So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. What kind of medicine is this? Im still farting just as much! They still dont make any noise, but now they stink terribly!
The doctor nodded, Great, now that weve your sinuses cleared up, well work on your hearing next!
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