A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
& love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men – but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a
woman – before marriage & after marriage.

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

“I have just the thing,” says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.” The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, “And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!”

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A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked,

“Do you have any military experience?”

The Marine replied, “Why, yes! I’ve been in the Marines for a couple of years.”

“I see,” said the interviewer, “any disabilities?”

The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. “Well… In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles.”

The interviewer, quite shocked, said “All right, you’re hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am.”

“Wait wait!” shouted the Marine, “When do the others start? I don’t want any special treatment just because of my disability.”

The interviewer replied, “Well… I’ll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do.”

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