An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. Pull yourself off, he orders.
What?
Masturbate. Right now!
Nervously, the tourist obliges.
Now, do it again.
I cant do it again
DO it again!
So the tourist masturbates for a second time.
Okay, once more
I couldnt do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.
No, thats fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.
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