A passenger plane is about to crash – the pilot announces there’s no hope. A militant feminist stands up and says, “If I’m going to die I want to die happy.”
She takes all her clothes off and shouts, “Is there any man here who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A guy stands up and takes his shirt off and says “Yeah — iron that.”
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