A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog,
screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an
examination room and has him put his dog down on
the examination table. The vet examines the still,
limp body and after a few moments tells the man
that his dog, regrettable, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept
this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with
a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body.
The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking
and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet
and meows. The vet looks at the man and says,
“I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too.”
The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the
body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the
vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m
sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too.”
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the
vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, “$650.
“$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaimed the man….
“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you
$50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was
for the cat scan and lab tests.”

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A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wife
in bed with another man.
“Get over it, buddy,” he said. “It’s not the end of the world.”
“It’s all right for you to say,” answered his buddy. “But what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?”
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, “I’d break his cane
and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass.”

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3 guys go camping in their new tent.

After a night’s sleep, the guy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others “I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!”

The guy sleeping on the right says “Weird! I had the exact same dream!”

The guy sleeping in the middle says “I had a dream that I was skiing …”

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There was this really old guy at an old-timer’s dance, and the problem was that he hadn’t had any sex for a long time. He’d been dancing with all the grandmas all night, but still hadn’t scored.

Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said, “I’m having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place for a roll in the hay? I’ll give you 20 bucks!”

She says, “I’m willing, let’s go”.

They get back to his place and after a bit of foreplay; they head for the bedroom. He loves the sex and can’t get over how tight she is for such an old woman. He thinks that she’s got to be a virgin.

After the wonderful performance, he rolls off of her and puffs, “Wow! Lady, if I had of known you were a virgin, I would have given you 50 bucks”.

Surprised, she says, “If I had of known you were actually going to get a hard-on, I would have taken my pantyhose off!”

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