Joke of the Day: Never paid

A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars.

“But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer.

“Okay,” said the bartender. “If you say you paid, you did.”

The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn’t keep track of his customers’ bills. The second man then rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came time to pay he pulled the same stunt.

The barkeep replied, “If you say you paid, I’ll take your word for it.”

Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told him how to get free drinks.

The man hurried into the bar and began to drink high balls when, suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said, “You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose.”

“Don’t bother me with your troubles,” the final patron responded. “Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”

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Joke of the Day: Randy was being mugged

Randy was being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.

Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?”

To which Randy promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”

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Funniest people on twitter

List of the Top 10 funniest people to follow on twitter

@NickGenius – Very funny twitterer, be ready for lots of drinking and sex talk.

@ShitMyDadSays – Twitterer that was so funny he got a book deal and TV show

@RobHuebel – Sick and twisted musings of sketch comedy genius Rob Huebel

@DarthVader the Dark Lord on twitter

@DannyDeVito – Danny DeVito is awesome, he keeps posting photos of his foot a different locations.

@CobraCommander – Very funny character

@The_IronSheik – The Iron Sheik is crazy funny.

@TheSulk – Very funny writer for Family Guy and the Cleveland Show

@Edgar_Allan_Poe – Clever & Funny

@EliBraden – Poking fun of pop culture

Joke of the Day: Jim the banker

A young banker named Jim decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”

Jim answered, “Yes, I did.”

To this the tailor said, “Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”
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