One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos & Scotsman run into each other on the freeway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him.
Upon inspecting the smoking engine, the Scot proclaims to the Eskimo, “I looks like you blew a seal!”
Abashed, the Eskimo replied, “Yeah! Well… you guys screw sheep!”
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