Rays car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over,
Step out of the car says the cop, I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.
I cant, Ray responds You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.
Alright, says the cop, then youre going to have to take a blood test.
Cant do that either, Ray responds, I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I wont stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.
Ok, the cop answers then I will need a urine sample.
Sorry, says Ray I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.
Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.
Cant do that either responds Ray.
Why not? Demanded the exasperated cop. Well, because Im drunk!
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