Phil, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Phil suggests they go in. Phil addresses the man behind the counter:
‘Are you the owner?’ The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Phil: ‘We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?’
Pharmacist: ‘Of course we do.’
Phil: ‘How about medicine for circulation?’
Pharmacist: ‘All kinds.’
Phil: ‘Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? ‘
Pharmacist: ‘Definitely.’
Phil: ‘How about Viagra?’
Pharmacist: ‘Of course.’
Phil: ‘Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?’
Pharmacist: ‘Yes, a large variety. The works.’
Phil: ‘What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?’
Pharmacist: ‘Absolutely.’
Phil: ‘You sell wheelchairs and walkers?’
Pharmacist: ‘All speeds and sizes.’
Phil says to the pharmacist: ‘We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.’
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