Ray is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Dugly, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Dugly says, “I’ll give you $700 to drop that towel.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Dugly.
After a few seconds, Dugly hands her $700 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Dugly the next door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $700 he owes me?”
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