Joke of the Day: God is walking on Earth

One day God is walking on Earth and a man approaches him.

Man: “Hey God, isn’t 1 million years like a second to you?”

God: “Hm, that’s pretty accurate. 1 million years is like a second to me”

Man: “Then 1 million dollars would be like… a penny to you, wouldn’t it?”

God: “Yes, a million dollars would be like a penny to me.”

Man: “Can I have a penny as it means to you?”

God: “Sure. Just a sec.”
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