At the back woods bum-duck county police station the phone rings…
‘Hello, is this the Police?’
‘Yes. What can I do for you?’
‘Ah’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Mr. Dugly Smith….ya see sir, he’s hidin’ marijuana inside all his firewood pieces! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside dem logs, but he’s a-hidin’ it there.’
‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’
The next day, Police Officers descend on Dugly’s house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no sign of any marijuana. They sneer at Dugly and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Dugly’s house.
‘Hey, Dugly! This here’s Floyd….Did the Sheriff come?’
‘Yup sure did!’
‘Did they chop all-a ya’all firewood?’
‘Yup!’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’
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