Joke of the Day: Garden of Eden

God sees Adam in the Garden of Eden and asks him how things are going with him and Eve.

“Great!” Says Adam. “We just finished having sex! Sex is wonderful!”

God asks, “Speaking of Eve, where is she?”.

To that Adam Replies “Oh, she’s down at the beach washing up.”

God is furious. “WHAT? NOW I’LL NEVER GET THAT SMELL OFF OF THE FISH!”

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