A Jewish lady calls the New York Times and says I want an obituary for my husband.
The person at the times says it’s $10 a word.
“$10 a word!” The lady exclaims.
“Fine,” she says. “Burnstein dies.”
The lady says “There is a minimum of 5 words.”
“Fine,” she grumbles. “Burnstein dies; Buick for sale.”
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