Three old men are sitting on a porch, discussing the problems they are having with getting old.
The first man says “every day at 7 am I wake up and need to piss, but I just can’t. Try as I might, nothing comes out!”
Then the second man responds “if you think thats bad, every day at 8 am I wake up and I have to shit like a pig. I also can’t do anything about it!”
So then the third man replies “you guys think you have it bad, everyday at 7 I piss like a horse and then at 8 I shit like a pig.” His companions are bewildered, and ask him to explain himself. “What’s wrong with that?” they ask. “That sounds perfect!”
“Well you see”, says the man, “the problem is I don’t wake up until 9!”
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