A man is stretched out on his back across four seats in a theater. The usher comes down and says, ”Mister, you will have to get out of those four seats. You are only entitled to one.”
The man only grunts and does not move. The manager comes down and says to the man, ”Mister, you will have to get up. All you are entitled to is one seat.” The man grunts and does not move.
Finally a policeman is called in. He walks down the aisle and says to the man who is still on the four seats, ”Get out of those seats!”
The man grunts, and policeman says, ”Okay, wise guy, where are you from?” The man moans and says, ”The balcony.”
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