A farmer had three daughters and each was going on a date one Friday night.

The first daughters date showed up “Hi I’m Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?”

Betty left with Freddy.

The second daughters date showed up “Hey I’m Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?”

Flo left with Joe.

The third daughters date showed up “Hello I’m Chuck-”

The farmer shot chuck.

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A bearded, middle-eastern guy boards a plane. As soon as he enters he shouts “hijack!”.

All the passengers are scared to death. Some start crying.

Then a white guy from the back stands up and says “oh hi Ahmed, didn’t expect to see you here..”

A trucker stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a burger, coffee and a slice of pecan pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker’s burger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down his pecan pie. The truck driver didn’t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”

“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”

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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, sniff….dad….I became a prostitute….”

“Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this family.”

“OK, dad– as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million.”

“For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club….(takes a breath)….and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years’ Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and….”

Now what was it ye said ye had become?” says dad.

Girl, crying again, “Sniff, sniff….a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

“Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.

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