An Englishman, a Scotchman, and an Irishman walk into a bar
They each order a beer. The barkeep brings them each a beer, and there happens to be a fly in each one.
The Englishmen, a bit put off, says “Sir there’s a fly in my beer, I’ll need a fresh one please.”
The Scotchman, undeterred shrugs and says “I won’t be letting a fly ruin me enjoying my beer!” and he chugs his.
The Irishman is enraged and grabs the fly by the wings and yells “SPIT IT OUT YE BASTARD!”
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