Mom, dad and their little girl were walking in the woods when they come across a magical fairy.
“It’s your lucky day” says the fairy “I am in a wish granting mood and I will grant each one of you one wish!”
“I want a pony!” Shouts a little girl
“Fuck your pony!” Yells dad angrily
“Get my daughter off of that thing!” Screams mom
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