Q- How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist colony? A- It’s not hard.
Q- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A- The one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q- Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A- The one who can eat the last donut.
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony. Police are looking into it.
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Two men were talking one day and one mentioned he was visiting Russia.
The friend tells him that it’s politically rough over there and that they check letters leaving the country for dissenters. So, he instructs the man to use a code- write in black ink if everything is fine and red ink if things are bad.
The man goes to Russia. A couple weeks later the friend gets a letter in black ink. It says all sorts of positive things about Russia- how rich it is and how nice the people are to him. “My only complaint,” he writes, “is that they don’t have red pens.”
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A penguin is driving his car when he notices that the check engine light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first auto shop. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk.
He sees an ice-cream shop and decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.” “No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”
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A boy is in a Walgreens with his dad. While in line at the pharmacy, the boy notices something in a box that resembles balloons. Curious, the boy asks his dad about these balloons in the box. “Well, those are condoms, son,” the boy’s dad replies. “What are condoms used for, dad?” replied the little boy. “They are used so men can practice safe sex,” said the father.
The boy asks his dad who would use the box of three. The boy’s dad replies, “Those are for high school kids. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.” The boy then spots a box of six and asks his dad about those. “Those are for college kids son. They use two on Friday, two on Saturday and two on Sunday.” The boy then asks, “Well what about the box of twelve?” To which the boy’s dad replied, “Those are for married men like myself, son. One for January, one for February, one for March…..”
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