Joke of the Day: Crying Horse

A guy sees a sign that reads, “help stop my horse from crying. $500.00”. The guy whispers in the horses ear and the horse begins to laugh non-stop. Farmer pays him his money and away he goes.

A year later he sees the sign and it reads, “make my horse stop laughing, $1,000.00″. So the guy goes behind the barn and the horse starts crying again.

The farmer divvies out the funds and says,”I gotta know, what did you do?” The guy says, “well when he was crying I told him my dick was bigger than his and when he wouldn’t stop laughing, I showed him”!
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