An senior couple gets pulled over by a cop. The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem. The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone. The wife turns to her husband and asks “What’d he say?”

The husband replies “He says you were speeding!” The wife turns back to the officer and says “Oh, sorry officer.” The officer goes on; “License and registration please.” The wife again turns to her husband. “What’d he say!?”

The husband, growing irritated, says “He wants to see your LICENSE.” The wife replies, “Oh, sorry officer. Here you go.” The officer inspects her license and comments, “Ah, you’re from Brownsville. I’ll never forget that city… I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!” The wife once more turns to her right and yells “What’d he say!!?”

The husband replies “He says he knows you.”

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Two doctors were having sex when suddenly… the male doctor, in the moment, says to the female doctor,

“Wow, you must be a Gynecologist, you really know how to use that thing…”

The female doctor responds,

“Thanks! You must be an anesthesiologist.”

The male doctor replies,

“Really? What makes you say that?”

She retorts,

“Because I can’t seem to feel a thing!”

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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free! ‘The man said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. ‘Where the heck are you going?’, said the wife. The man said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on $800 a year!’

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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet”.

He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?” Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says “There is nothing wrong with them!”

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice but, are… my… test… results… back?

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