A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”
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A guy walks into a crowded bar and announces that he’s got a terrific Polish joke to tell.
But before he can start, the Barkeeper says, “Hold it right there buddy, I’m Polish.”
And the guy says, “ok, I’ll tell it very, very slowly”
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