Joke of the Day: Programmer & Project Manager on a train

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!” The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!” The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

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Joke of the Day: Christian girl

A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative Christian girl that means no sex before marriage. But he doesn’t care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father’s house to ask for his blessing.

“Hello, sir, I’m here to ask for your daughter’s hand”

A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks “And why is that?”

The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh… “Well, its just that mine have gotten tired.”

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Joke of the Day: Amputee

A guy is walking down the beach and sees a girl with no arms and no legs sitting there crying.

He asks here what the problem is and she tells him, “I’ve never been screwed before.”

So, the guy picks her up then throws her in the ocean and says, “Now you’re screwed.”

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Joke of the Day: Boss and employees

A boss of a small StartUp was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”.

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, She wants her sign back!”.

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