A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.
On the way out of the door the lady at the counter says come again.
The blonde says no, its toothpaste this time.
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Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
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How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
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What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?
“OMG! Donut seeds!”
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Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W’s.
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