There was a king with a beautiful virgin daughter. The king ruled a wealthy and massive kingdom, but he was obsessed with keeping his daughter a virgin. He had a device planted into her vagina that would chop off anything inserted into it.
He then called in his 3 best knights and told them that he would be off on a trip and that they would be protecting the princess. He warned them not to touch her.
When he returned, he called the 3 knights in.
He told the first knight to drop his pants. He did so, and his penis was gone. The king ordered him executed.
He then told the second knight to drop his pants. He did so, and his penis was gone. The king ordered him executed.
He finally told the third knight to drop his pants. He did so, and his penis was in place!
The king said, “Good knight, you have proven yourself to be loyal and true! Name your reward and it shall be granted!”
The knight said: “Eywanmytonbac!”
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