On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that in football she is a Jets fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Jets fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, ‘Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?’ Because I’m not a Jets fan,’ she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, ‘Well, if you are not a Jets fan, then what football team are you a fan of?’ ‘I am a Patriots fan, and proud of it,’ Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. ‘Janie please tell us why you are a fan of the Patriots football team?’ “Because my mom is a Patriots fan, and my dad is Patriots fan, so I’m a Patriots fan too!” “Well,” said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, ‘that is no reason for you to be a Patriots fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?’ “Then,” Janie smiled, ‘I’d be a Jets fan.’
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