A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.” The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true Mom?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers “Yes.” After a few minutes the kid asks, “Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?” She said, “Most of them become taxi drivers.”

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A boy goes into confession . In the confession booth The boy tells the priest, “Father I’m afraid I’ve been with a loose girl.” “Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?”

“Oh I can’t say.” “Was it Mary Jane?” “No Father.” “Adalina Mozarelli?” “My lips are sealed.” “How about Cindy King” “I can never say.” “Oh come on boy, I’ll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn’t it!?” “No.” “It has to be Tracy Cummings though!” “Father I will never tell you.”

“Ok fine, but for your sin you can’t be alter boy for four months.” “Ok, Father” The boy leaves and his friend asks, “So what’d you get?” The boy responds, “Five good leads, and a four month vacation!”

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A blonde walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5000 loan.

The banker asks “Okay miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”

The woman replies “Yes, of course. I would like to use my Rolls Royce.”

The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.

They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out so they park the car in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5000?”

The woman replies, “Where else in NYC can I park my car for two weeks for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I get back?”
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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” ‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer we need a divorce” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!” She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow.Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ‘Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way.’

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