A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Her weight?.
Husband : -Again average I think.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -I think dark, Maybe brown or hasel.
Inspector : -Her ethnicity?
Husband : -Some kind of Latin, Maybe Colombian, or Peruvian, I don’t think Mexican.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Hmmm, she changes that I think. I don’t remember the current color.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or some pants and a shirt.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?
Husband : -A silver Jaguar F-Type with 5.0 litre V8 550PS Supercharged Petrol. And it has 20 inch wheels in a metallic black finish…. and it has a deployable boot lid spoiler…. and it has a very thin scratch on the front passanger door… and then the husband started crying…
Inspector: -Don’t worry sir,…We will find your car.
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