Dale and his wife Betsy went to the state fair every year and every year Dale would say,” Betsy, I’d like a ride in that helicopter”. Betsy replied,”I know Dale but that helicopter ride is $50, and $50 is $50.
One year Betsy and Dale went to the fair and Dale said,” Betsy, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance!” To this Betsy replied,”Dale that ride s $50, and $50 is $50!
The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet the entire ride and not say a word, i’ll not charge you! But, if you say one word it’s $50.
Dale and Betsy agreed, and up they went. The pilot did all sorts of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed the pilot turned to Dale and said,”By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t! I’m impressed!”
Dale said “Well to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Betsy fell out, but you know $50 is $50!”
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