A soldier and his commanding officer are in a bunker.
The soldier picks up his binoculars and scans the horizon.
Soldier: “Sir! Enemy troops spotted! They look really… little.”
Officer: “Soldier, keep me informed!”
Some time passes.
Officer: “Status report soldier!”
Soldier: “Sir, the enemy troops look a little bigger.”
Some time passes.
Officer: “Status report soldier!”
Soldier: “Sir, the enemy is upon us!”
Officer: “Soldier, launch the attack!”
Soldier: “Sir, I can’t! I’ve known them since they were little…”
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