A young man was inspired to help out with his church’s fundraiser. He asked the preacher if he could participate. The preacher, knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell.

The following day the young man returned asking for more. The preacher gave him 5. The following day the preacher gave him 10. By the end of the week, the young man broke the church’s all time record for the highest sale of bibles.

The preacher believed that divine intervention had occured. He was dumbfounded and had to know the young man’s secret.

So the preacher asked the man how he was able to sell so many bibles in such a short amount of time.

The young man smiled and said,”I asked th-th-them if th-th-they wanted to b-b-buy a bible or have m-m-me read it to th-th-them.”

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100.”

The one says to the other, “should we do it??”

The other says “NO!! Are you crazy?”

The first guy replies “Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars… I’m gonna do it.” So he walks into the church, and a little while later, he walks back out.

The friend says “well, did you get the money?”

He replies “Oh that’s all you people think about, isn’t it??”

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I got my concealed gun permit yesterday. I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

I still don’t think I looked that bad.

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