Bragging Doctors

Doc 1 bragged, “I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon.”

Doc 2 replied, “That’s nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon.”

Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. “Child’s play. I had a patient who was in a horrible explosion. He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping anus. I put a suit and tie on it, and now he’s the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!”

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