A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she whispered. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted again: “One, two, three, four. Oh, you’re right.”
A few minutes later the woman, still not satiated, asked her lover to continue.
The lover was too scared so the wife said, ” He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”.
So she did – He didn’t – and They did it. A couple of hours later, she repeats the process -the husband is still passed out – they repeat the pairing.
Then Just before dawn the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair.
At this point, the husband looks at the lover and says, ” I don’t mind you screwing my wife, but do you have to keep score on my ass??”
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