Four surgeons are discussing their favorite patients to work on.
The first surgeon to speak says “librarians are my favorite; when you cut them open, everything inside is alphabetical filed.”
The next surgeon replies “I prefer to work on accountants, because everything is in numerical order.”
The third surgeon rebuttles “electricians are the best, when you open them up, everything is color-coded.”
After some thought, the fourth surgeon finally speaks up. “I like working on politicians.” Baffled, the other three surgeons turn to each other in disbelief.
The fourth surgeon continues: “Because they’re heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable.”
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