A mother puts her two sons to bed, before they fall asleep.
The older brother tells his little brother, “I think it’s time we started cussing.”
The younger brother asks, “Well what are you going to say?”
The older brother responds, “I’ll say, Hell.”
The younger brother says, “Okay, I’ll say ass.”
The next morning the mother asks her oldest son, “What do you want for breakfast?”
He proudly tells his mother, “Oh, Hell I’ll have some Corn Flakes.”
So, she slaps him, then asks her younger son, “What do you want?”
He adamantly responds, You bet your ass it’s not Corn Flakes!”
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