Jose and Rosa are running a cantina in Mexico. One day Jose having a siesta and Rosa is looking after the bar.
One of the patrons is getting very drunk on tequila and he says “Hey Rosa, I want to kiss you all over your body.”
Rosa says “Pees off you peeg.”
So he carries on drinking and a while later he says “Hey Rosa, I want to feel your titties.”
Rosa says “Pees off you peeg.
So he carries on drinking and a while later he says “Hey Rosa, I want to fill your pussy with ice cream and lick it all out.
So Rosa storms up the stairs and wakes Jose. She says “Jose, Jose there is a man in the cantina. He says he wants to kiss me all over my body.”
Jose jumps off the bed and grabs his machete. He says “Where is he? I will cut him in half.”
Rosa says “That’s not all, he says he wants to feel my titties.”
Jose says “Where is he, I will cut in half twice.”
Rosa says “That’s not all, he says he wants to fill my pussy with ice cream and eat it all out.”
Jose looks disappointed, he puts the machete down and lies down on the bed again.
Rosa says “Are you not going to cut him in half Jose.”
Jose says “No, any man that can eat that much ice cream is too big for me to fight with.”
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