A guy goes in for a job interview to further his career.

He sits down with the interviewer.

The interviewer asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”

The man says “I’m probably too honest.”

The interviewer says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”

The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”

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A dog walked into a bar and asked for a beer.

One of the other bar patrons, a cowboy with a six-shooter, scoffed.

“I don’t want to drink at the same bar as a dog.”

The dog, offended, challenged the man to a fight. The man looked him up and down then dismissed the pup with a wave of his hand.

“I’m not killing a dog.”

The dog was insistent and the man finally relented. He drew his gun from his holster and shot the dog through the foot.

The dog yelped out of the bar and down the street. The stranger returned his gun to its holster and sat back down, continuing to drink his beer.

A week later the same dog walked into the same bar, this time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, and a black gun belt with a pair of black colt 45’s, and a black bandage around his sore foot.

In a loud voice he yelled, “I’m looking for the man who shot my Paw.”

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A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other’s behavior.

When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress.

“She flirt with nearly every man on the ship,” his wife reported.

The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.

“She was a real lady,” his mistress said.

“How so?” the encouraged man asked.

“She came on board with her husband and never left his side.”

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A teacher has an activity for the class. “I want all of you guys to go home and get your parents to tell you a story with a moral at the end of it. You guys will come back tomorrow and share your stories.” The children all nod their heads and agree. The next day, the teacher asks all the students to tell their stories.

There are funny stories, wholesome stories, and many more. Finally, only Jane is left. The teacher calls on her and she starts with her story.

“My father told me that my mother fought in Operation Desert Storm. She was piloting a fighter jet when its engines malfunctioned. She had no choice but to parachute out of the jet. While falling, she realised that she had a gun, a knife, and a large bottle of whiskey. She quickly drank the whiskey. Due to an extraordinary amount of bad luck, she lands smack in the middle of a desert, amidst more than a hundred Iraqi soldiers. She did not hesitate, and the Iraqi soldiers did not stand a chance. Mum pulled out the gun and shot 25 soldiers till all the bullets were gone. Then she used the knife and stabbed another 40 soldiers until its blade broke. As for the other 35 soldiers, she killed them with her bare hands!” The teacher is in shock after hearing Jane’s account, and the other students are all very frightened. The teacher stammers,” W-what is the m-moral of your st-story?” Jane said,” Dad says: ” Don’t mess with your mother when she’s drunk.”

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