Dugly and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Dugly would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”
Edna always replied, “I know Dugly but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
One year Dugly and Edna went to the state fair and Dugly said, “Edna, I’m 85 years old, if I don’t ride that helicopter, I may never get another chance.”
To this Edna replied, “Dugly, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a deal, I’ll take the both of you for a ride, if you can both stay quiet and don’t say a word, I won’t charge you guys a penny! But if you say one word, it’s fifty bucks.”
Dugly and his wife agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers m, but not a word was heard. He did these daredevil tricks over and over again, but still nothing.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Dugly and said, “By golly I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t, I’m impressed!”
Dugly replied, “ Well, to tell you the truth, I almost did when Edna fell out, but you know, FIFTY BUCKS IS FIFTY BUCKS!!”
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