A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary when the wife claimed that her and her husband hadn’t argued since their wedding night.
After being asked about how they did it, the wife explains that after their wedding ceremony, they went and took a little honeymoon in a horse and buggy. The horse walked ten miles and stopped, refusing to go further.
“That’s one.” Said the wife. The horse looked back, walked another five miles, and stopped, refusing to go further.
“That’s two.” Said the wife. The horse looked back, walked another five miles, and stopped, refusing to go further.
“Alright – that’s three!” Said the wife angrily. She stepped out of their buggy, grabbed a shotgun and shot the horse.
“Hold on!” The husband said. “What do you think you are doing? We are twenty miles from home with no way back, and that was a vicious act of animal cruelty!”
The wife looked at her new husband and said: “That’s one.”
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